Townsley 

An act where the male\female takes a hit off a blunt and blows it into a snorkel that has been inserted into a females vagina while she is sleeping soundly. To remove smoke from the vaginal cavity you must hammerfist her stomach and receive the sweetest shotgun known to man

"Hey man I pulled a Townsley on my girl last night...that bitch was pissed!!!!"

"So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"

Townsley by Sliz November 28, 2006

Townsley 

A beautiful young caring girl, with amazing dark chocolate like eyes with long beautiful hair and a amazing personality with a beautiful smile

Townsley is beautiful

Townsley by gavinwyrick March 3, 2024

Townsley 

Someone (generally male or identifies as a male) who goes out of his way to maliciously speak about the significant others of females he hopelessly pursues.

Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother.

When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.

"She came to me crying about how her boyfriend won't let her leave and confiscated her phone, but I asked her what her favorite ice cream is cuz I ain't no fuckin Townsley."

"She hid from her boyfriend at my house overnight and I told her how fucked up he treats her and how she could do better, but in the morning she unblocked him and not 5 minutes later he called her, and she left. I feel like a lame bitch ass Townsley right now 😫"

Townsley by iTrap'd January 16, 2025

molly townsley 

a beautiful person who loves billy hargrove and stranger things

omg your name is molly townsley?!? let’s be friends!

molly townsley by Jane Lawrence March 3, 2021

Michael V Townley 

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.

Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!

Michael V Townley by CannabisKings March 31, 2019

Townley girl 

The best bexley girls that are smart and pretty and are not hoes. They be getting the boys and their a*'s when you walk away with your fake morleys.

#1: She's so pretty
#2: I've heard she's smart too
#3: She must be a townley girl

#1: I think I love her

Townley girl by Somemysteriousgal March 27, 2017

Joe Townley

One whose first name is joe and lives in a large town and is an absolute fucking legend. He is also better than all of his freinds. He’s a mad lad. A fucking mad lad.

I sure love this here joe Townley. Said Tyler. Yep he is better than me in every way. Said Magnus

Joe Townley by One boi June 26, 2020