An act where the male\female takes a hit off a blunt and blows it into a snorkel that has been inserted into a females vagina while she is sleeping soundly. To remove smoke from the vaginal cavity you must hammerfist her stomach and receive the sweetest shotgun known to man
"Hey man I pulled a Townsley on my girl last night...that bitch was pissed!!!!"
"So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"
"So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"
by Sliz November 28, 2006
by Jane Lawrence March 03, 2021
Someone (generally male or identifies as a male) who goes out of his way to maliciously speak about the significant others of females he hopelessly pursues.
Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother.
When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.
Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother.
When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.
"She came to me crying about how her boyfriend won't let her leave and confiscated her phone, but I asked her what her favorite ice cream is cuz I ain't no fuckin Townsley."
"She hid from her boyfriend at my house overnight and I told her how fucked up he treats her and how she could do better, but in the morning she unblocked him and not 5 minutes later he called her, and she left. I feel like a lame bitch ass Townsley right now 😫"
"She hid from her boyfriend at my house overnight and I told her how fucked up he treats her and how she could do better, but in the morning she unblocked him and not 5 minutes later he called her, and she left. I feel like a lame bitch ass Townsley right now 😫"
by iTrap'd January 16, 2025
A beautiful young caring girl, with amazing dark chocolate like eyes with long beautiful hair and a amazing personality with a beautiful smile
Townsley is beautiful
by gavinwyrick March 04, 2024