Towle

To be a Towle is to be considered upper class. You are dignified and people respect you. You come from money and will live well. Many of your ancestors are known throughout history and there is a good possibility you will be, too.

"Is she a Towle?"

"Yes, yes she is"

"Then pull out the red carpet!"

by chalado June 16, 2008

towle

sexual freaks, they loves big cocks in and around their mouths,and or vaginas.

this girl i met at the club last night was a total towle

by bamaboy18 September 5, 2009

Towle tool

A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.

Girl 1. You had sex with him too?

Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!

by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012

Logan Towle

The coolest guy ever
He is so cool
He gets so many bitches

"OMG IS THAT LOGAN TOWLE?"
"HEIS SO HOT OMG"

by not logan towle April 30, 2022

Toilet Guy

An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.

Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .

by autact7 November 8, 2015

eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Toiletry

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.

Example of Toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins

by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008