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toush toush 

Another word for sex or the act of having sex.
Did Matt and Hilary toush toush last night?

I heard Alex and Shelby toush toushing last night, it was sick.


toush toush by toushtoush April 22, 2009
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An Australian term and variation of the french word 'touche'. phonetically - ouch with a 'T' at the start and 'SH' instead of 'CH' at the end.

Toush has all the meaning of touche sans the Eurotrash 80's stigma of actually saying touche.

You can admit that an opponent has laid down a valid point or comeback within an argument without losing the respect of others and yourself.

Gay rhymes with touche for a raison (reason).
Male 1: I slept with your sister...

Male 2: Toush.

End scene.

Male 1: I slept with your mother...

Male 2: Toush

End scene

Male 1: I slept with your father

Male 2: Touche.

End scene.
Toush by The Killa from Chinchilla October 15, 2010
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It is slang for touch, a form of an aggresive passion that requires immediate action due to an event/ occasion
Jasmine just came out the shower with the water dripping down her back so i had to toush it.
Toush by tsunm May 31, 2016
When people are talking with each other a lot. Hanging out, but a little more intimate.
Working on something.

A verb that can be used for pretty much any action.
Jess and Mel were toushing last night.
Claire is toushing chemistry right now.
toush by toushtoush April 22, 2009
A word you use when 'douche' isn't strong enough. The word must be pronounced phonetically (rhymes with douche), since 'touche' is that faggy word that fencers use, and tush is your butt. And toushe just doesn't look right.
Girl: Well, I said I was going to go out with you tonight but now I think I'll just stay home but maybe tomorrow night or something we could . . .
Guy: Bitch, why ya gotta be such a toush?
toush by Willis P Styles September 27, 2007
Scarface made his living off of selling toush.
Toush by Yung Patch November 25, 2016
Colombia is where the best toush comes from.
Toush by Yung Patch November 25, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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