Tourons 

Noun: Tourons: A word combining two words (tourists and morons. ) Seasonal Visitors, mostly old who drive slow and stop for no apparent reason.

Adj: The Tourons are here and traffic is backed up for miles.

"I went to the mall and the fucking parking lot was full of Tourons."

"Why did he stop in the middle of the road?" "He is a Touron and too old to read the street signs."

"Damn, now that it is cooler all the Tourons will be here soon."

Tourons by Kelebrinlith April 4, 2010

Tourons 

The cross between a tourist and a moron.

The tourons are invading our town and creating havoc in the stores and have no idea how to drive.

Tourons by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips September 18, 2016

Touron 

The derogatory term combines the words "Tourist" with "Moron" to describe any person who, while on vacation, commits an act of pure stupidity.

The term has its roots in the resort, park service and service industries and can easily be dated back at least as far as the mid 1970's. It is widely used throughout the US, but may not be in general use by mainstream society.

Mostly an inside "Joke", created to vent emotion when dealing with the public.

In Yosemite National Park, "Tourons" regularly block access into the park by stopping on the single lane road to take pictures of wildlife.

"Tourist, Please leave your brain before entering " was the sign in an underground cartoon in Yosemite in the late 1980s. It depicted the entrance to the park with a park service employee leaning out the gate to accept the brain of a tourist driving a Volkswagen Beetle. Another sign in the cartoon read "Night Drop".

The cartoon was seen in both park service and concessions offices during that period and reflects the over all harmless, yet critical view of people who forget how to act in public.

The "Touron" asked the Ranger when the deer were released for viewing.

Touron by Amadscientist April 18, 2009

Touron 

The name Eastern Shore locals use for annoying tourist's that clog up their amenity's. They start their invasion in June and usually fade away after Labor Day.

It's almost Labor Day, which means all those touron's will be going away!

Touron by K00lman August 19, 2019

Alex Touron 

Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.

I love Alex Touron

Alex Touron by I love Alex June 29, 2014

touron 

A portmanteau formed by combining the words "tourist" and "moron".

Every year in March, Austin is overrun with tourons thanks to SXSW.

touron by Native Austinite January 10, 2013

Touron 

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.

In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.

Touron by William Dean A. Garner May 5, 2011