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A slang word used to describe a really shit DJ.
Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
tornato by breadthief December 31, 2015
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blumpkin tournament 

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.
Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

Unreal Tournament 2004 

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.
#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

Pokkén Tournament 

A game about ruining friendships by showing them your mad skills with Sceptile
Wow dude, I just totally destroyed my friendship in Pokkén Tournament. #worthit

Unreal Tournament 

A FPS game made by Epic Megagames as a multiplayer version of the game Unreal.
In Unreal Tournament, the InstaGib Rifle and Redeemer r0x0rz my b0x0rz
Unreal Tournament by Erika January 19, 2004
anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.
Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!
Tornato by breadthief January 11, 2016