tornato 

A slang word used to describe a really shit DJ.

Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.

tornato by breadthief December 31, 2015

Tornato 

anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.

Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!

Tornato by breadthief January 11, 2016

maccabey tornato 

the art sticking your dick into a light scoket while fingering your little sister in her ass

dan:come here little sis.

sam:it hurts,im being electrafied

dan:i love maccabey tornatos

maccabey tornato by dustray April 5, 2008

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park 

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

Tornado Bait 

A person who lives in a moblie home, or the mobile home itself.

If you live in a mobile home, you may not be trailer trash, but you're still probably tornado bait.

Tornado Bait by Shawnster April 5, 2005