tornato
Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
tornato by breadthief December 31, 2015
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Tornato
anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.
Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!
Tornato by breadthief January 11, 2016
Related Words
tornato • tornatoe • tornatora • maccabey tornato • Tornado • Tornadoed • Tornadoey • Tornadoing • Tornado Jockey • tornado siren
maccabey tornato
maccabey tornato by dustray April 5, 2008
Kansas Tornado
When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Dick tornado
When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park
Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
Tornado Bait
Tornado Bait by Shawnster April 5, 2005
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