tornato

A slang word used to describe a really shit DJ.

Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.

by breadthief December 31, 2015

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Tornato

anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.

Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!

by breadthief January 11, 2016

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maccabey tornato

the art sticking your dick into a light scoket while fingering your little sister in her ass

dan:come here little sis.

sam:it hurts,im being electrafied

dan:i love maccabey tornatos

by dustray April 5, 2008

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Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

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