tourish 

The Tourish is a rare family lineage that decent from the Welsh warlock Moe Lester, they are typically small and are fond of gaming, kickboxing and sports.

"Ay yo, you see that short kid walking around at the Fortnite convention"
"Oh yeah, that's just Oisin Tourish"
"Oh right, is he the only small guy around these parts"
"Nah, his whole family is"

tourish by DutchGotAPlan October 10, 2020

katelin tourish 

katelin is the most perfect girl in the world, she’s beautiful, smart and kind
she is amazing

dude katelin tourish is a dream

katelin tourish by whosewoman May 13, 2022

katelin tourish 

the best woman in the whole world
she couldn’t be more beautiful or kind
wife material

everything material
absolutely perfect

/:dude katelin tourish is the perfect girl ever
/: IKR! she’s a dreammmm

katelin tourish by whosewoman May 13, 2022

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008

election tourist 

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.

This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?

election tourist by Ant96 February 11, 2022