Toupée
A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.
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Toupee
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"
Toupee by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015
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Toupee by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
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When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"
Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
toupee by desmadroso August 27, 2008
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toupee by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007
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Toupee by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018
Toupee
A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee
I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy
Toupee by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024
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