When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"
Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
Another way of saying about to, without adding uneccesary extra sylables. Use when talking sombody into doing something or telling someone you don't want to do something.
Dan-"yo, i'm botzda chill... get up off muh shit"
Leo-"i'm botzda roll over to the post, j'yall bitches want to ride?"
Three or four sexy bitches-"fuck yes you sexy bastard"
to ask one if he/she understands a statement previously made by you
mike-"i'm botzda roll over to shayna's crib and tag that, jaheard?"
chris-"fa sho, I understand exactly where you are comming from"