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just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"
A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
Toupee by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
toupee by desmadroso August 27, 2008
Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"
toupee by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007
When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man
Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.
Toupee by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018
A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee
I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy
Toupee by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024