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face touchie 

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.
"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."
face touchie by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013

boy touchies 

for one man to caress the upper thigh of another man in a feather-like manner.
Christopher please give me boy touchies.
boy touchies by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

touchies and kissies 

the act of cuddling, especially in a playful manner; petting; bonding.
After picking her up at the bar, we returned to my place for some touchies and kissies.
touchies and kissies by not awh October 23, 2003
Intimate acts between two (or more) individuals that involve the use of his/her hands and/or mouth to provide sexual stimulation to his/her counterpart.
Having been loyal to eachother since junior high, the lovers never received touchies from anyone else.
Touchies by BrotherNovember#3 December 1, 2011

Touchie Touchie 

An expression used when one touches the danger zones of another person.
What???? You're a man? *touchie touchie*

Toonchie 

She was in the club popping that toonchie. Go to the bathroom and clean that toonchie. Pop that toonchie for a goon hoe!
Toonchie by DrummerBoy2004 December 3, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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