Tounched

The condition or act of being too tired due to not adulting properly the previous night

"Dude, I cannot get this spreadsheet right. I'm Tounched AF."
"Please excuse my mistakes, I'm completely Tounched today."

by Drewnomicon September 5, 2017

get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

Trunched

The act of taking a dank shot of heroin and then fucking super hard.

Hey you want to go down by the river and get absolutely trunched?

by A.Finch January 15, 2016

Little bit touched

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

by J-Banger July 29, 2009

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023