touchxedo 

a t-shirt that is based on the sense of touch that takes the design of a tuxedo

damn thats a nice touchxedo

touchxedo by ABH and TEG April 13, 2010

Taco Touchdown 

Like a teabag, but done by a female.

Dude 1: Dude my girlfriend totally gave me a taco touchdown last night!
Dude 2: Oh shit dude that's pretty sweet!

Taco Touchdown by HapeeLlaama January 30, 2017

Touchdown Club 

The club a woman joins when she manages to fill all 6 of her holes at once. That would be her mouth, ass, vag, cupped hand 1, cupped hand 2, and her pushed together breasts.

Monica was so pleased when Brian and his 5 buddies penetrated her 6 holes at once to make her a member of the touchdown club.

Touchdown Club by minac999 September 13, 2011

get u touched 

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

My uncle touched my weewee 

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

My uncle touched my weewee by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

russian touchdown 

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

russian touchdown by SAM1 October 14, 2013

karma touchdown 

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

karma touchdown by uncle bill July 11, 2011