touchxedo

a t-shirt that is based on the sense of touch that takes the design of a tuxedo

damn thats a nice touchxedo

by ABH and TEG April 13, 2010

Taco Touchdown

Like a teabag, but done by a female.

Dude 1: Dude my girlfriend totally gave me a taco touchdown last night!
Dude 2: Oh shit dude that's pretty sweet!

by HapeeLlaama January 30, 2017

Touchdown Club

The club a woman joins when she manages to fill all 6 of her holes at once. That would be her mouth, ass, vag, cupped hand 1, cupped hand 2, and her pushed together breasts.

Monica was so pleased when Brian and his 5 buddies penetrated her 6 holes at once to make her a member of the touchdown club.

by minac999 September 13, 2011

get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

by SAM1 October 14, 2013

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011