toucb grass

Fuck I misspelled ¨touch grass¨

I just wanted to search up touch grass but instead to toucb grass

toucb grass by 913 March 24, 2022

touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

touch grass by lacrynx January 18, 2021

national touch grass day 

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

national touch grass day by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

go touch grass 

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

go touch grass by creatorsss April 21, 2021

touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.

Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.

touch grass by Stagnation May 2, 2021

wtf,go touch grass 

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.

person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass

wtf,go touch grass by greekguy69 June 30, 2022

touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside

I need to touch grass

touch grass by sunaslemon February 12, 2021