Total Eclipse
Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".
Total Eclipse by Motormannick November 18, 2021
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total eclipse by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004
Total Eclipse
When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.
Total Eclipse by sandals_pants August 21, 2017
Total eclipse
Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse by Lalallalalalaa July 2, 2018
Total Eclipse of the Fart
When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
Total Eclipse of the Fart by heffelda October 25, 2010
total eclipse of the heart
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.
Turn around, bright eyes...
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
total eclipse of the heart by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005
Total Eclipse of the Havarti
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"
Total Eclipse of the Havarti by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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