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Tosspotting

The verbiage use to describe the action of a “tosspot” — committing acts of tosspottery. The most to the point of looking away knowing you have accepting their stupidity to the degree of Darwinism. Inanimate objects often succumb to destruction at the hands of a tosspotter. Often licking broomsticks and doorknobs to a soundtrack. A full-state of idiot wizard magik. Sometimes on a full moon you can hear the gel pens scribble in their dream journal from a local rehab. Sometimes a shuffling noise on their dream boards. However—- one who is guilty of tosspotting, often is never able to break the cycle and insurance hates them
“Oh, yes, that hoebag licking the wall has been tosspotting the vibes all night”

“That one lady decided to go about it all wrong. They were tosspotting and started talking about “inevitable disco boogers” while stealing dream catchers from Wiccan neighbors”

“I don’t hang with you anymore because you are by end of the night, always tosspotting on a linoleum floor with your crayons”
Tosspotting by anonymous July 20, 2024
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026