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I haven't written to Jojo, since he's fallen torcido.
torcido by La Morena August 8, 2003
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To be intoxicated and/or high. Most commonly used in Spanish speaking cultures. Occurs when mixing a variety of recreational drugs and Alcohol.


See: Twisted
I can't believe they kicked me out last night, I haven't been that TORSIDO in a while.
Torsido by daveyloco August 3, 2008
ultras of the Croatian soccer team Hajduk Split, always light flares in the middle of a game, also the oldest ultra group in croatia.

There are numerous brazillian torcidas that support braziallian clubs
that hajduk split supporter is part of the torcida that sits on the northern stand of poljud stadium
Torcida by Sarma23q September 9, 2006

torpido tits 

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.
Damn look at her torpido tits.
torpido tits by Felicia69 February 11, 2014

torcijones 

A severe stomach cramp that usually but not always results in the excretion of feces and gas.
Guy 1: Hey bro why didn’t you finish your Taco Bell party pack?

Guy 2: ughhhhh :: rolls over in pain and shits himself.
Hip Latina Girl: he’s fine just a case of them Pinché torcijones .

lin lin torido 

An extension of the acronym LIN which means laughing eternally. Lin lin torido is the ultimate form of lin, in which a small laugh may actually escape the person, as they go internally berserk with laughter. It is a way of expressing extreme internal laughter while still incorporating the popular expression of 'LIN'.
A:'Witch weigh' did you say?
B: BAHR, BAHR, lin lin torido!
lin lin torido by Gohn Gardenza October 8, 2008

Torpido tits 

Aiden backsack has ginormous torpido tits
Torpido tits by Torpido Tits May 21, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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