torchilla

A rare cross between a tortilla and a chinchilla; most prominent in the Tijuana region and in parts of New Mexico. However, there have been recent sightings as far as Austin, Texas.

I am a white tortilla seeking a grey chinchilla. I hope to one day start a family of off-white torchillas.

by Viktoria Hoffman December 13, 2008

Tortilla Chip Tits

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

hurricane tortilla

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Guatemalan Tortilla

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

by 917534 January 18, 2019

Wet tortilla

A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.

I almost killed her with a wet tortilla.

by Dgalactic June 10, 2009

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010