torchia

A mistake that you have made that has gone in your favor.

I just pulled a torchia.

by torchia May 13, 2005

Torchia

A term usually used to describe a bad realtor or a realtor that steals from its client and business

Bro, my realtor is a fuckin torchia

Dude, you hear some realtor dude stole a hot dog cart lmao, he is lowkey like a torchia

by Seenor Jane April 20, 2021

Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

by DICK burn November 16, 2016

ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Torchic

A small chicken that breathes fire. One of the 3 choices for starter pokemon you get to choose from in Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald version of the game Pokemon
A fire type, it's fighting is great, and evolves at a regular time.

May: I choose you, Torchic!
Ash: Treecko!
Random other trainer: Mudkip!

by Darkness of Hinata January 23, 2008