torchan

Torchan is like dark web 4chan, except for like........ illegal stuff.

>have you ever been on torchan?
<never heard of it
> I spent a good 5 minutes on it and read hitmen requests as well as requests for human flesh

torchan by anonymous March 10, 2021

Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees 

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.

"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees by rosegold143 April 24, 2019

Torcano 

Very infrequently occuring semi-natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls the lava about (lavabomb) in a haphazardly manner, thereby exacerbating the situation.

Did you see that tornado that hit Mt. St. Helens while it was erupting? It was definitely a M3 torcano on the Marsh scale.

Torcano by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009

Blue Torching 

Saving up your cum by not masturbating for a long period of time, thus resulting in blue balls. Then you have sex with a girl and burst on her covering her with cum.

bro my girl is into blue torching, im not going to masturbate for awhile.

Blue Torching by Rlvers April 8, 2011

Torchacalculata 

A calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

The torchacalculata is going to be a huge success, guaranteed.
Defined as a calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

Torchacalculata by Microtrick Windhoes July 28, 2018

torching the cop car 

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

torching the cop car by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011