Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019

torching

Smoking massive amounts of Jamaican kush

-Yo lets get to torching!

- Alright I'm ready to get torched

by Dankballer600 August 18, 2015

torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

Torching the pipe

Letting the flame linger on a bowl of the pipe while taking a hit longer than it takes for the bowl to glow red. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.

True Stonner: "I'ts lit and burning dude! Quit torching the pipe!"

by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Torching Rocks

Smoking crack, particularly with a high intensity flame out of a crack pipe.

Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”

by Guru Nator April 20, 2023

Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

by DICK burn November 16, 2016