torchada 

someone who's all toasted from consuming an excessive amount of drugs through-out his/her whole life

the homie is all torchada cause she got on a good one and never came back

torchada by LIL HORRIBLE October 8, 2005

Torchacalculata 

A calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

The torchacalculata is going to be a huge success, guaranteed.
Defined as a calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

Torchacalculata by Microtrick Windhoes July 28, 2018