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torbacula

A hideously repulsive female homo sapien that sexually seduces and prays upon the unwitting male populance.
Dude! That chick is soooooo Torbacula, what were you thinking?
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Torbacula

This is a person who has been up for 3 days their eyes are wide open looks like they need to eat a sandwich and got hair messed up just looking tore back since they've been up with no sleep . humorously
DAAAM THAT GIRL LOOKS TORBACULA!
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Torbacula

A person male or female whose normal decent appearance has declined rapidly in a short period of time due to hard living, drug/alcohol consumption, homelessness, and/or poor personal hygiene. Their face can appear decades older than their actual age. Wrinkles, dark spots, rough skin texture, toothless, bad body odor, ragged clothes.
"Hey have you seen your neighbor (name) ? He's looks mighty torbacula since he started drinking a few months ago and hanging out with that new crowd of people."
by PUPSKI LOCS July 29, 2025
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Torticulate

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.
As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures
by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015
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torfeculating

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.
by charminglyrude July 7, 2010
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Tobocular

A secret word that can me anything you want it to mean as long as you use it in the right way. It could be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun etc
" Your such a fukkin tobocular"
JIm toboculared at Nancy
" Boy do you know how mcuh i want to tobocular you"
" Eww Jerika is sooo tobocular"
by jizzindapantsman March 21, 2009
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Tobbacula

A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they "accidentally" left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not buying their own smokes.
F#@k off, Tobbacula... and no, I will NOT give you one of my smokes!
by AlienPet13 July 21, 2011
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