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torbacula 

A hideously repulsive female homo sapien that sexually seduces and prays upon the unwitting male populance.
Dude! That chick is soooooo Torbacula, what were you thinking?
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Torbacula 

This is a person who has been up for 3 days their eyes are wide open looks like they need to eat a sandwich and got hair messed up just looking tore back since they've been up with no sleep . humorously
DAAAM THAT GIRL LOOKS TORBACULA!
Torbacula by anonymous April 15, 2025

Torbacula 

A person male or female whose normal decent appearance has declined rapidly in a short period of time due to hard living, drug/alcohol consumption, homelessness, and/or poor personal hygiene. Their face can appear decades older than their actual age. Wrinkles, dark spots, rough skin texture, toothless, bad body odor, ragged clothes.
"Hey have you seen your neighbor (name) ? He's looks mighty torbacula since he started drinking a few months ago and hanging out with that new crowd of people."
Torbacula by PUPSKI LOCS July 29, 2025

Torticulate 

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.
As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures
Torticulate by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

torfeculating 

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.

Tobocular 

A secret word that can me anything you want it to mean as long as you use it in the right way. It could be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun etc
" Your such a fukkin tobocular"
JIm toboculared at Nancy
" Boy do you know how mcuh i want to tobocular you"
" Eww Jerika is sooo tobocular"
Tobocular by jizzindapantsman March 21, 2009

Tobbacula 

A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they "accidentally" left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not buying their own smokes.
F#@k off, Tobbacula... and no, I will NOT give you one of my smokes!
Tobbacula by AlienPet13 July 21, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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