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topic but the way that stupid lady in the library sez it
topit by Krellykat April 10, 2003
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A way to vanish object by magic.
When you perform the vanish, you'll need to topit the billiard ball.
topit by xiymanipulater February 6, 2019

Toit nups 

'toit nups' was used in season five episode six of police sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta use this phrase to describe the events at the wedding. 'toit' can also be said as tight and 'nups' is a synonym of wedding. Simply this means that they are describing the wedding as going to be cool and fun.
Jake: Amy do you like this cake for our wedding?
Amy: Hell yeah, toit nups!
A weird ass website full of weird ass content
John:WTF is that ad
Joe:oh yea that toptoon
toptoon by ✨🗿✨ April 25, 2022
Hot, sexy young female
paris hilton, she is toite
toite by paolo February 14, 2004

toptensexygamersofalltime 

You use this word to destroy someone in an argument.
Person 1:AHHHhh!h!h!h!
Person 2:toptensexygamersofalltime
Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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