Samwell's definitions

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

hilarity

Someone who is uniquely hilarious, a rare humor find of someone, hence the 'rarity' association.

"He's great he is, he's a hilarity"

by Samwell December 28, 2005

free jazz

Free Jazz is an avant-garde sub-genre of jazz. This is jazz but with no strict structure or rules. The music is very improvised and is characterised by very random drumming, very improvisational.

Bob: That drummer's crap, he's hardly got rythm to be fair.

Dave: No, dude, this is free jazz, anything goes.

by Samwell September 27, 2005

ASAIK

Acronym for As Soon As I Know. Pronounced ASS-IKE.

Bob: You got any news on that gig?
Dave: No not yet, but I'll tell you ASAIK.

by Samwell September 27, 2005

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell September 6, 2005

ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 9, 2005

vv

Acronym for 'very very'.

1) I was vv pleased with the t shirt from ebay.

2) I would be vv much appreciative if you'd fuck off.

by Samwell June 7, 2005