19 definitions by Samwell

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?
by Samwell December 22, 2004
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Also described as a farmer snort, when you snoz you block one nostril and sharply and quickly breath out through the other nostril, thus expelling mucus/snot. A quick but often dirty way to blow your nose, done when out on the street and don't have access to tissue.
1st person: "Awh that's nasty!"
2nd person: "Sorry, I needed to snoz, I've got a real bad cold."


"You've just snozzed all over me you dirty cunt!"
by Samwell May 14, 2005
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the height of topness, it mean its really really top
that gig was topage u know
by Samwell March 30, 2005
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A basic play with the word shithead, a shitheap is a complete arsehole, a person who lacks in social ability and basically is a shithead.

See also: shithead
You fucking shitheap!
by Samwell March 26, 2005
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A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.
She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.
by Samwell August 14, 2005
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1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.
by Samwell June 2, 2005
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A goth is an artistic person with a huge aesthetic who expresses this in a dark way. Real gothic music is The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Sisters Of Mercy etc. Goths are ususally associated with Satanism, which is completely untrue because you will find goths tend to have no religious beliefs or no strong religious beliefs, though a very very very small minority are Satanists. Goth is also usually a term used as an attempted insult by chavs and the like, mainly because chavs have nothing better to do besides insult people different to them and terrorise communities.
1) From a chav-Yowm a fucking goth, yow worship the devil ya freak, dya wanna fight?

2) From a goth to a chav-Tit
by Samwell April 22, 2005
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