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when u give a blowjob at a funeral

GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING

top of the mourning by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021

Words you can keep

TOP OF THE MORNING

It's jacksepticeye 's intro. After loud *WWHHIIIPPSSSHHH* (slapping sound) he High-five the air and scream these words:
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"

-in jacksepticeye 's intro, also very often used by his friends (especially pewdiepie) and his fans and all of bosses
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it

TOP OF THE MORNING by martawastaken October 2, 2016

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

top of the morning coffee by Irish german February 15, 2022

top of the morning

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye

Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning

top of the morning by k1th February 11, 2010

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

Top of the morning by Hanumon March 19, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026