tooter

A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.

Dude, opnly use one tooter, then we can scrape it when we're done with the sack

by Merc February 3, 2004

tooter

A cylindrical device used to snort powdered drugs. Also used to inhale the smoke from drugs

Pass the tooter, it's my turn

by My butt hurts from all the gay sex February 13, 2006

tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

tooterals

The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.

...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

Tooters

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 3, 2010

tooter

A university employee that is tasked with leading students astray rather than 'Rounding them out intellectually'.

My tutor is a crazy weird dude. I mean wow, mine taught me everything I needed to know about cocaine abuse in a single 'tootorial'. He is one mother of a tooter.

by jonimethfan October 8, 2011