toot smack

when you smack someone in the face with a loud toot. this is the best way to make someone the toot of the town

when jimmy was tying his shoes scott walked over and toot smacked him in the face.

by GR33N-H3LL July 16, 2006

twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina

What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009