tooque

a condom. used when having sex with a girl.

dude, i'm gonna bang that chick but i gotta go grap a tooque first.

by yo Huge January 20, 2008

tooque

small furry stuffed (plush) animal, preferably cute, can be...
groundhog, beaver, puppy, bear, etc.

hey, she's all up inta that tooque like whatevah !
hey g-friend, sup wit all dem tooques you got splashed round you crib na, huh ?
deez tooques are way up inta that TV, not!

by mrzoop June 12, 2007

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

tugging your toque

Typical Canadian slang talking about joking around. Can be used in many situations but exceptionally well used in winter where you can pull the toque down over their eyes making the metaphorical "pulling the wool over their eyes" more literal.

"Hey man did you REALLY do that?"
"No way man, I'm just tugging your toque."

by Keeganimus August 24, 2018

Torqued

Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.

She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.

by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated

to be totally drunk, high, etc..

Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.

by DiamondBill August 26, 2009