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tontons

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!
OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!
by Anita B. January 22, 2008
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Tontos lost tribe

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.
"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe
by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020
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Tonton

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
by TTJ G July 24, 2011
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tontonka

a female that has large boobs and/or a large ass.
Man, did you see that girl, she was TONTONKA!
by willk93 October 30, 2010
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Ta-tonions

1. Large breast that are soo magnificent they make you wanna cry.

2.Ta-Ta's that make your eyes water.
Guy 1: Damn bro look at those Ta-tonions!

Guy 2: (teary eyed) Arent they glorious!
by kleanone April 28, 2009
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Tonton

1) Another word for tatas that are huge.
2) Something you wish your girlfriend had.
1) WOAH! THAT GIRL HAD GREAT TONTONS!
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.
by Tonton-lover October 23, 2010
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totonsiphobia

fear of a bra
i have a totonsiphobia
by jackiee1278 October 22, 2012
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