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Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!
OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!
by Anita B. January 22, 2008
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