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Tonkeritus 

A condition that describes people suffering from tonkism.

Tonkism is used for big, strong or muscular people.
Mate, I just went to a doctor and all tests came out negative, I wish I had a special condition.

Bruh, what are you talking about, you been suffering from tonkeritus for years! Look at that temple of a body!
Tonkeritus by ChiioMcNub December 20, 2019
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tinderitus

When your thumb uncontrollably swishes left and right
Yo dude what's wrong your thumb?

I got tinderitus mate
tinderitus by vegas shakes October 27, 2015

Tinkeritus 

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.
Tinkeritus by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

tinkeritis 

When your obsession with developing your system configs outweighs the repercussions of real life.
While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.

I guess I have tinkeritis.
tinkeritis by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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