tong master 

the one with the ability to cook a mean barbecue

eg Georgina M is the greatest tong master to ever live, and she's got great charisma

tong master by GMttm November 5, 2009

Tongmaster General 

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.

Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

Tongmaster General by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023

tonymaster21 

a very og username

hey tonymaster21, you are very og

tonymaster21 by tonymaster21 September 3, 2016

tonemaster 

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

tonemaster by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004