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tonden

1. a dessert two people (usually an ugly boy and extremely cute girl who is was out of his league) get at i hop
ugly boy: wanna get tonden at ihop?

cute girl: i guess
by mymommynuggets March 5, 2020
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flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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Toaden

Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".
That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.
by SirManth August 14, 2011
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battle tendency

3 “breathing” users go to defeat Aztec Gods that slept for ages one “dies under a rock” then they have an epic race and then “kars” cheats and becomes the ultimate life form then gets yeeted in to space
Man, you breath a lot, you must have a “battle tendency
by Lunarant October 4, 2020
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Suicidal Tendencies

by Yo Momma December 8, 2004
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tendentious

deliberate tendency or aim, especially at advancing a point of view
The preacher read a tendentious history of the Bible that reinforced his own beliefs.
by slasheyeball March 7, 2011
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