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tommy p

A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back
Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet
by Wingarmelon November 23, 2021
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tommy pipkin

A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
woman:

'did you just tommy pipkin?'

man
'nah, it were the matress ger on wi it'
by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010
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tommy pool

Big Old Faggot puts cock in his booty then licks the shit off of it...Homosexual is to big of an understatement for his gayness.
by tony tryme January 14, 2008
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tommy pencil

A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.
Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommy pencil anlong with reptar.
by Raechelle, Allison April 22, 2008
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Tommy Parky

Thomas Parkinson, aka Tommy Parky is the closest thing the UTTP, aka UTubeTrollPolice will ever have to a leader. It is said that he is captain of the UTTP and was arrested.
"THIS CHANNNEL HAS BEEN HACKED BY SHERBASE12 HEIL TOMMY PARKY"
by munyal13 December 10, 2020
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Tommy Pickle

The odd hair a rare number of men grow on the head of their penis, making their cocks resemble Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.
Girl 1: Did you see Cole's penis? He's got a Tommy Pickle

Girl 2: I think it's cute

Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off
by irehbC March 6, 2011
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Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson
by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2016
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