A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.
Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommypencil anlong with reptar.
Thomas Parkinson, aka Tommy Parky is the closest thing the UTTP, aka UTubeTrollPolice will ever have to a leader. It is said that he is captain of the UTTP and was arrested.
"THIS CHANNNEL HAS BEEN HACKED BY SHERBASE12 HEILTOMMY PARKY"
( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson