Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a
female that will go to extreme lengths to have sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco.
Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your
head in her snatch.
The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"
Reference to the Simpsons where
crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.