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wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on
Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers
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hes super nice and hes a keeper. if you run upon a tousei make sure to be-friend them.
“omg tousei was so sweet”
Tousei by Mikayli September 24, 2019
A kinda smart, funny, cute, and genuine friend that will be there for you and that will care for you and never let you down. They will be there to talk to you, but always remember that they have problems too, so always ask how they are. If a Tousei likes you then your lucky😌💖
“Omg Tousei your so funny”
Tousei by Mikayli September 23, 2019
The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.
John handles pressure in a Touseef way
Touseef by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

dirty tousen 

when you turn off all of you lights and cum in her eyes blinding her for a bit
"hey man, i did a dirty tousen to my girl last night"
dirty tousen by mike the dirty boy January 11, 2010

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.
It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!
touser chutney by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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