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The MVP of the group who is blessed by god
A toluse is a nouse
toluse by Blazelogen February 21, 2022
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wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on
Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers
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hes super nice and hes a keeper. if you run upon a tousei make sure to be-friend them.
omg tousei was so sweet
Tousei by Mikayli September 24, 2019
A kinda smart, funny, cute, and genuine friend that will be there for you and that will care for you and never let you down. They will be there to talk to you, but always remember that they have problems too, so always ask how they are. If a Tousei likes you then your lucky😌💖
Omg Tousei your so funny
Tousei by Mikayli September 23, 2019
The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.
John handles pressure in a Touseef way
Touseef by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

dirty tousen 

when you turn off all of you lights and cum in her eyes blinding her for a bit
"hey man, i did a dirty tousen to my girl last night"
dirty tousen by mike the dirty boy January 11, 2010

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.
It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!
touser chutney by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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