An alternativepronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.
when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece
A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.