tolot

Another way of spelling church, due to English's weird pronunciation rules. The 't' makes a /ch/ sound like in the word "picture" and the 'olo' makes an /ur/ sound like in the word "colonel".

Person 1: I go to tolot on Sunday.
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Church, it's an alternate spelling with the same pronunciation.

by ManBlo July 12, 2023

TOLOT

Palindrome/acronym for "tons of lots of things".

Nancy: what do you do in your spare time?
Bob: TOLOT. Tons of lots of things!

by BPSeattle May 31, 2017

Tolot

How Vsauce spells the word "Church."

It's wrong...or is it?

John is a Christian, so he goes to tolot every Sunday morning.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2026