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tolondo by anonymous September 25, 2022

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The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.

Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

The Tolono Tug by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020

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tolondo • To london someone • tolando • tolonto • Torondo • The Tolono Tug • Toon Douche

tolando

Tolando is a guy who will take your breath away. At first you might not know how much he’s going to mean to you, but once you give him a shot you’ll see how amazing he really is. He’s one to care about you and your feelings. He’s more than likely going to make sure you’re okay before he thinks of himself. Yes, sometimes you will get frustrated with him but in the end you will know you love him and you couldn’t live with out that guy.

Kelly is such a lucky girl , I heard she’s dating Tolando.

tolando by mylove2513 September 3, 2018

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tolonto

when you’re horny but only for psychical touch, not sex

“I wish I could see my partner today, I’m so tolonto.”

tolonto by tolonto starter January 2, 2021

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Torondo

One of the most goated niggas on discord also an upcoming rapper plus he hangs with his homies krondo Morondo Skondo and Orin and he’s in a group chat with this fat black chick name Kia but she’s shy and angry so grrr

Todd-Hey you met Torondo

Chris - yeah man he’s fearsome he blazed Jayla because she’s bald

Torondo by Torondo May 13, 2021

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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