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The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
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Tolando is a guy who will take your breath away. At first you might not know how much he’s going to mean to you, but once you give him a shot you’ll see how amazing he really is. He’s one to care about you and your feelings. He’s more than likely going to make sure you’re okay before he thinks of himself. Yes, sometimes you will get frustrated with him but in the end you will know you love him and you couldn’t live with out that guy.
Kelly is such a lucky girl , I heard she’s dating Tolando.
tolando by mylove2513 September 3, 2018
when you’re horny but only for psychical touch, not sex
I wish I could see my partner today, I’m so tolonto.”
tolonto by tolonto starter January 2, 2021
One of the most goated niggas on discord also an upcoming rapper plus he hangs with his homies krondo Morondo Skondo and Orin and he’s in a group chat with this fat black chick name Kia but she’s shy and angry so grrr
Todd-Hey you met Torondo

Chris - yeah man he’s fearsome he blazed Jayla because she’s bald
Torondo by Torondo May 13, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026