tolando

Tolando is a guy who will take your breath away. At first you might not know how much he’s going to mean to you, but once you give him a shot you’ll see how amazing he really is. He’s one to care about you and your feelings. He’s more than likely going to make sure you’re okay before he thinks of himself. Yes, sometimes you will get frustrated with him but in the end you will know you love him and you couldn’t live with out that guy.

Kelly is such a lucky girl , I heard she’s dating Tolando.

tolando by mylove2513 September 3, 2018

Lillian Louise Toland 

So this little Greek boy is a crazy bitch that owns a goat and has tiny ass feet. And if you thought that having tiny feet wasn’t bad enough it also has TINY HANDS!!!!🤯 It spends all its time making tik toks and feeding it’s goat. Go pray for lillian. The boy needs help

Woah u see that person with tiny hands and feet and is walking their goat around the block??

“That’s a Lillian Louise Toland”

Lillian Louise Toland by Lillianwalksgoats August 20, 2019

Toland 

1. Observant, analytical and intuitive. Can read minds and look into the future.
2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T

4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.

When imparted with supreme knowledge, you've just been Toland'd.

Toland by Banyanyas September 10, 2009

Toland 

1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.

2. A person that doesn't shave.

3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.

4. A person that just wants to have fun.

5. A person who wields a lamberge.

6. A person that hates to take showers.

7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.

8. Someone who slouches too much.

9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.

10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.

11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.


Examples:

Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.

Eww... you have so much toe lint.

That's disgusting Toland.

Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you

toe lint Toland

Toland by Grandma Joe's April 28, 2009

Tomando 

Tomando is an abreviation for The only man alive is a Nigga doodoo oopsie

When the world went to shit, tomando

Tomando by Hebuscorneus destroyer of shit September 5, 2019

Toland Shuffle 

Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =

"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"


the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.

Toland Shuffle by wall lover October 20, 2008

Toland 

A girl who is athletic but still trips over her feet. She is funny and nice and cares a lot. She has a lot of friends but only a couple of close ones. She can be a total dork but overall she is sweet and kind with a big heart.

Wow, you are so sweet. You must be Toland.

Toland by 38729419239325 January 16, 2019