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Like a token, except not so much. A bit like a token straight friend in a gay friendship group, except the straight person is NOT there to show acceptance of straight people, rather they are valued more based on who they are rather than including their orientation in the group.
Jimmy: "Oh, you've got a new straight guy in your friend group, IMAGINE having tokens lol"
Jasper: "No, Karl isn't a token straight. He's a token't: we judge on personality not on orientation!"
token't by yourgayfriend :3 June 29, 2022
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token tuesday 

1. every tuesday you and friends pitch in for a sack and smoke it all in one sitting
2. a jolly good time
Token Tuesday's at *Cindy's* are always a knee slappin good time.
token tuesday by lovinlawrence April 8, 2009

tokin' token 

When a group decides to pitch in on a bowl of marijuana with their respective stashes, their individual nugs are tokin' tokens. At least one token is usually required to participate in the smoking of said bowl, unless you're at my house... then don't worry about that shit.
"Everyone insert their tokin' tokens into the bowl? Time to get high, bitch."
tokin' token by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

token the smurtlehead 

1. underground rapper from Troy, New York. was up and coming but is now serving a 25 year sentence for the murder of a boy who he allegedly raped

2. also troilet slang for smoking weed
1. You hear that Token the Smurtlehead song, bubblegum pussy-dope!

2. Yo we token the smurtlehead after school, nigga?

Token Tuesday 

A very dangerous event that takes place every Tuesday that you have gym last block where you take a lot of edibles with three other friends and see what happens
Yo I was geeking last token Tuesday’s

token nude 

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.
Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.
token nude by Kherj December 24, 2020

Token straight friend 

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight
Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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