When you, in an act of revenge, place upwards of 20 toilet bowls on the lawns of your several properties.
Wanna go see the toilets in Potsdam, NY? yeah a guy ToiletYarded them years ago. there's a movie about it, seriously. there's plants growing inside of them and graffiti and everything.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'