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tomfuckery
Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007
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tomfuckery
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017
TomFuckery
TomFuckery by voidheart69 March 17, 2020
tomfuckery
"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"
tomfuckery by johnny peach May 24, 2021
tomfuckered
tomfuckered by A Cloutgang Hater December 28, 2017
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