tofucked 

vegetarian for fucked-up

those nasty veggie burgers are tofucked

tofucked by errantnight January 16, 2009

scale of one to fucked 

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

scale of one to fucked by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

tofucken

A type of vegan dish, similar to a turducken but made out of tofu. A turducken is a turkey, stuffed inside duck, stuffed inside a chicken.

"Today we'll be making a turducken! Or as I like to call it, a tofucken."

tofucken by okaybut April 26, 2017

tofucker 

a vegetarian or vegan who is really annoying about it

I'd rather not have lunch with that annoying crunchy chick -- she's such a tofucker we can't talk about anything else if I order meat.

tofucker by Burner Q November 21, 2010