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The act of inserting your toe into a females vagina in place of your penis

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION you dont want herpes om your toes :D
John: dude I heard you hooked up with Molly last night

Tyler: yeah dude I totally toejammed the shit out of her

John: high five dude :D

Tyler: veryyyynice :D:DD:D:D:D :O
toejamm by jbtm August 7, 2009
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Toejamming 

The act of ramming and massaging your girl's vagina with your big toe, similar to finger banging.
"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."
Toejamming by Grolls September 26, 2011
Toejam is the gunk between your toes mainly consisting of dust and dirt. It is called toejam as it resembles a type of substance like jam between your toes.
Jenny: I loveee eating toast with toejam spread on it. What about you?
Vicky: Yes but it can be quite sticky sometimes.
Anika: Disgusting!
toejam by iloveshakespeareee August 1, 2020
the substance that accumulates between your toes after a long day of having sweaty feet. Mixture of toe sweat and sock fuzz.
there really is no example for toejam. If you have expirenced it before you know what i am talking about. And most people have.
toejam by Brenda Joyce March 28, 2010
that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam
tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!
toejam by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

toejam & earl 

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box
Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!
toejam & earl by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005
The edible substance found in between female toes.
Gemma had been on her feet all day wearing socks and sneakers, she took off her socks and in between her toes was toejam, she asked me to eat it, as i did i came in my pants.
toejam by gemma's foot slave March 4, 2005
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