In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

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chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

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Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

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It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

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WTF Tomato

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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