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Tobolose 

1. to be at one with a current enviroment or situation.

2. execpting a situation as reality and dealing with it
Even with the walls crashing all around her she stayed tobolose.
Tobolose by Cak4484 January 30, 2007
The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.
Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."
Tooldom by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
1. The capability to identify individuals as being tools with minimal analysis.
1. I can't believe you introduced me to that moron! My tooldar was going off before he even opened his mouth.
Tooldar by 420AZ August 13, 2009

Tooldouche

The adjective for someone who is both a Tool and a Douche.

Pronounced:"TewlDoosh"
Person 1: Dude that guy who is wearing a sweater vest just pushed that homeless guy into the trash!
Person 2: Wow, What a Tooldouche
Tooldouche by alund93 March 31, 2010

Togoldor Dashtseren 

Is a name for a person. This person named this name are the coolest kids ever.
Kid 1- "Yo. You see Togoldor Dashtseren?"
Kid 2- "Hell yeah. He's so fucking tight"
Kid 1- "I wanna be just like him"
Kid 2- "Me too"

Tooldick 

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master
you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...
Tooldick by TauKnight May 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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