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tubestalking
It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.
tubestalking by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005
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tobesta • tobental • Tobester122 • TobeyTard • tobstar • Toestan • toestar • Tonestax • totestalatarianism • tubestalking
totestalatarianism
Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:
A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.
A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.
totestalatarianism by Jessica EL April 16, 2008
Toestan
A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.
Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."
Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."
Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."
Toestan by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018
TobeyTard
1) People who can’t help but shit on anybody who plays Spider-Man, other than Tobey Macguire
2) Somebody who can’t get over the Maguire trilogy and lashes out at Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield fans.
2) Somebody who can’t get over the Maguire trilogy and lashes out at Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield fans.
TobeyTard: “Spider-Man: No way home was only worth watching because Tobey The GOAT made an appearance”
Normal person: “You’re a delusional TobeyTard”
Normal person: “You’re a delusional TobeyTard”
TobeyTard by CrabbySwiss January 29, 2022
toestar
A title given to one person every 100 years, this title is given to someone who remains dedicated and determined in their pursuits. They are not discouraged by the lack of appreciation or recognition from others, and instead use it as motivation to push themselves even harder. A toestar knows their own worth and value, and refuses to let the opinions or perceptions of others define them. They are confident in their abilities and always strive to improve and grow.
In addition to their exceptional talent and drive, a toestar is also known for their humility and graciousness. They do not let their success go to their head, and instead use it as an opportunity to inspire and help others. They are always willing to lend a helping hand and share their knowledge and expertise with those in need. A toestar truly embodies the spirit of excellence and is an invaluable asset to any team or community.
In addition to their exceptional talent and drive, a toestar is also known for their humility and graciousness. They do not let their success go to their head, and instead use it as an opportunity to inspire and help others. They are always willing to lend a helping hand and share their knowledge and expertise with those in need. A toestar truly embodies the spirit of excellence and is an invaluable asset to any team or community.
tobstar
cool dude with a lot of strangeness he is the bestman to have as a friend gets along with everyone knows lots of people and is an all out royal flush
tobstar by tobstar101 June 8, 2017
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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