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Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.
Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.
Tubetarding by Stu54 March 8, 2015
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Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross
Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol
Toetard by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019

Treytard 

1. to have all three forms of mental retardation (hence tha trey)

2. Political figures, of obvious mental short comings (right or left)

3. Somone so dense, so stupid, they the actually seem to be retarded, but are infact not retarded (but you swear they are)
Example 1; Billy is a treytard, and goes to special education, he rides the short bus to school

Example 2; Sarah Palin is such a Treytard, she thinks because she was a in a beauty pagent she can be a good presidential candidate, because the Repulican party doesn't have anything going for themselves

OR

Barry Obama is going down in history as one of the biggest treytards in history, the guy has no concept of how taxes and spending money works, and will screw a next generation buy his bad decisions.

Example 3; Bob got fired from McDonalds, because he couldn't read the menu and was always screwing around, what a treytard.
Treytard by SaintlyDznutzbaby February 11, 2010

Toletard 

someone who suffers from the mental condition of excessive intolerance towards any race or gender without justifiable reason, which there are none.
Chad: help! help!
Jamal: What's wrong
Chad: No not you. You can't help.
Jamal: Why not
Chad: Cause your an angry black man and you're probably gonna steal my shoes.
Jamal: look here toletard. I don't want your shoes. I'm just trying to save you.
Toletard by OSP, first stampede February 23, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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